Chapter 85: Refreshingly comfortable, a wonderful experience ......

Upstairs, there was a "bang" sound, the fragile floorboards like a heavy object fell. The three people outside the door subconsciously looked up with the sound of the movement, and after realizing that they could not see anything, they looked at the people inside the door.

To be precise, it was the arm that looked into the door. The people inside didn't leave the door completely open, showing a little crack, and from their perspective, they could only see an arm that naturally hung down.

Zuo Kuan stared at the smooth, distinct, and just-right lines of his opponent's arms, and murmured, "Damn, Yu Fan , you've gotten bigger after all these years ......".

"Look! I told you, he's really gained weight, and that fist picture was sent to me yesterday!" Wang Luan exclaimed.

Zhang Xianjing is shocked: "But the last time I saw him, he was really skinny, and his legs looked like they were catching up with mine...... fitness trainer in Ningcheng so awesome?"

They moved so much that the next door occupant opened the door and poked his head out irritably, looking at them and then at the ribbons on the floor.

Zuo Kuan met the other party's eyes and frowned in displeasure, "What are you looking at ......"

The neighbor stood outward, revealing his flowery arms.

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"A few brooms and we can clean up this floor!" Wang Luan grabbed Zuo Kuan from the goodwill , "Sorry ah big brother, our brother's birthday today, disturbed disturbed, this we will definitely clean up in a while! ...... Go go go, go inside and say."

Wang Luan said and reached out to push the door, but when he did, he didn't push.

He froze, "What's going on Yu Fan, just let us in-"

"Hold on." The man inside the door inclined his head, revealing half of his face.

The impact of this face was so great that the three people outside the door opened their eyes wide at the same time, especially Zhang Xianjing, whose expression was shocked, dumbfounded and shocked.

"Holy shit!" Zuo Kuan's jaw dropped and he blurted out, "Yu Fan, how come you look so much like the school bully now?!"

Zhang Xianjing: "......"

Chen Jingshen glanced at him without answering, his voice cold and hoarse, "Have you had breakfast?"

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Wang Luan : "On the airplane ...... ate ......"

"There's a teahouse downstairs for another meal," said the man inside, "my treat."

As the words fell out of his mouth, the door slammed shut again.

"......"

The three of them faced the door in unison, and the hallway fell into an odd silence as the wind blew and ribbons whistled.

Zuo Kuan : "Wang Luan, did you memorize the wrong address?"

Wang Luan : "Nope. Besides, even if I did remember the wrong address, then I don't fucking know the address of the schoolteacher!"

"That makes sense. Then why is the schoolteacher at Yu Fan's house? Did he come to celebrate his birthday as well? It's so early ...... " Zuo Kuan was seriously reasoning when his arm was poked by someone.

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Zhang Xianjing's pretty nails wiggled, "Give me a cigarette."

Lighting a cigarette, Zhang Xianjing, with a look of having seen through the world and feeling a lot of emotion, exhaled a mouthful of white mist towards the sky in a high and profound manner.

"Hey." Wang Luan said, "I don't think so. Wasn't the schoolteacher naked?"

Zuo Kuan let out an oh, "Right oooh ...... that could have been yesterday and slept with Yu Fan overnight."

"Cough, cough, cough......" Zhang Xianjing choked on a mouthful of smoke and coughed alarmingly.

Chen Jingshen closed the door, entered the room and tilted his head, asking the person who had just made a violent commotion, "What just happened?"

What's going on?

How dare you ask me what's wrong with me?

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"Chen Jingshen ......" Yu Fan, who had rushed out of bed in a roll and searched the entire second floor naked to a lethal rendition of "Happy Birthday," now grabbed a pillow in front of her body, her face red to the point of exploding, and in a murderous tone of voice with the lightest possible volume, "Where are my panties?"

Seeing the person downstairs, Yu Fan's brain went numb again, "Did you, just now, answer the door without any clothes on?"

"Wore pants. I ordered breakfast and thought it was takeout." Chen Jingshen picked what he could say, then said, "I washed my underwear, didn't they get dirty yesterday."

"......"

"Get you new ones."

"......"

Yu Fan gripped the pillow tightly and closed his eyes, forcing himself to delete those dim and ambiguous images from his mind, and gulped again, a throbbing pain in his throat.

After a few deep breaths, Yu Fan says, "Take ...... wide."

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Chen Jingshen picked for a while, heard a sound, looked up to see his boyfriend to the upstairs garbage bag tied a knot. After that, he put a new garbage bag on the outside and tied it with another knot.

When Yu Fan went downstairs, Chen Jingshen had already cleaned up the first floor, and Yu Fan sat on his lap last night downstairs, so the sofa was spared.

The smell in the house is too strange. Yu Fan opened the windows all the way, and was just about to go to the bathroom to see if there was anything left behind in yesterday s cleanup that couldn t be seen ...... when he was held by the wrist.

"Hard?"

With his hand shaken off, Yu Fan asked offhandedly and without expression, "What do you think? Try fucking you all night?"

Chen Jingshen sniffed a beat, his throat slipped a bit, lowered his eyes and pursed his lips, "Not comfortable?"

Yu Fan: "......"

He immediately remembered that last night, Chen Jingshen also pressed him into the pillow and asked him if he was comfortable. When he didn't say anything, Chen Jingshen made it even more aggressive, which was not the same as now.

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Of course the current face isn't much better.

"Chen Jingshen, you'd better be able to hold it in, if you dare to laugh out loud, I'll kill you." Yu Fan said in a cold voice.

"......"

Chen Jingshen pressed a hmmm, and then remembered something, whispered, "Yesterday it seems ...... to have gotten a little bit into it, I don t know if I have washed it later, and my stomach hurts to tell me."

"......"

Yu Fan didn't even bother to put in a cold word as he headed for the foyer with a garbage bag.

The stuff in this bag can't be seen, it has to be taken downstairs to the garbage truck, this bag on the left is thrown down, this bag on the right is covered with the top ......

Yu Fan full of brain calculations, the moment he opened the door, a thrust outside came to meet him, he was unprepared to take two steps back, the three people outside rushed in with lightning speed, closed the door, unlocked it, all in one go!

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"I grass, so close, that flower arm big brother how so bad temper ah! It's not just two pieces of ribbon floating in front of his house, as to scold people?" Wang Luan palpitated and patted his chest.

"It's not that you guys had to get some kind of salute, young or not." Zhang Xianjing said breathlessly.

Zuo Kuan: "Shit! Who was stopping me? I've been pissed off at him for a long time! Ask him who used to look at me like that in the 7th grade and he'd have beaten the shit out of me! Right, Yu Fan?"

Yu Fan : "Didn't ...... tell you guys to go downstairs to the teahouse for breakfast?"

"Can't eat anymore ah, simply wait for you outside." Zuo Kuan cursed and finished, turned his head to look at his brother whom he hadn't seen for years, actually carrying two tiny garbage bags in his hands, "Why, you're going out so early to pick up trash?"

Yu Fan: "......"

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The sofa in Yu Fan's house is just right for three people to sit on.

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Chen Jingshen threw down the phrase "wash up" and went to the bathroom, Yu Fan leaned on the closet, and for the umpteenth time, he awkwardly and unnaturally looked at the garbage bag lying in the doorway.

Wang Luan and Zuo Kuan had just ignored Yu Fan's refusal, forcibly hugging Yu Fan for a few rounds, giving out the gifts in their hands, and another round of questioning.

Wang Luan has gotten a little fatter and is wearing a suit, coming from the company; Zuo Kuan is thinner, has a little beard, and is much more handsome than before. They asked "how have you been these years" and "how are you doing" again.

Yu Fan frowned, "Good. Didn't you ask everything in WeChat? Boring or not."

"How come you're still skinny as a monkey when you're doing so well?" Wang Luan said, "No, the photo you sent me is not quite strong. ...... Damn, that's the hand of the school bully, right? Do you also send photos to cheat?"

Yu Fan : "No difference. The next time you see me, my hands will look just like that."

Zuo Kuan : "Brag you first."

Yu Fan: "Fight if you don't want to."

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By now, that bit of rustiness from not seeing each other for a few years had finally disappeared, and the guys were back to their original gagging ways.

Only Zhang Xianjing kept her mouth shut. In these few short minutes, she was on the verge of suffocating an explosion.

The two big straight men happily chat with Yu Fan, talking about everything from work to college life to reminiscing about the past.

Finally, Wang Luan glanced at the suitcase in the corner and asked, "But what's the school bully doing in your house? Didn't you ask me how he was doing before? I thought you guys hadn't gotten in touch."

The man in the bathroom coughed over nothing, Yu Fan : "......"

"You remember wrong, I didn't ask." Yu Fan said, "He came here on business, typhoon, I took him in."

Wang Luan and Zuo Kuan let out a long "Oh" at the same time. It made sense!

Zuo Kuan eyes swept chaotically, "But you've also lost too much weight in the past few years, right, look at your arms, legs, and neck ......My grass, why are there so many red patches on your neck?" Zuo Kuan sat up straight and asked uncertainly, "...... Strawberries?"

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Wang Luan: "Are you nuts? Didn't he say in the group that he hasn't had a girlfriend in the past few years, where did he get the strawberries?"

Zuo Kuan : "Oh yeah. Hahaha."

Yu Fan, Zhang Xianjing: "......"

Can't laugh.

Zhang Xianjing turned around and looked at him, "Your window is also too wide open, isn't it cold?"

Yu Fan, wearing only a t-shirt on a 14-degree day, said with his arms folded, "It's not cold."

Yu Fan looked at the garbage bag for the nth time, and Wang Luan looked at it along with him and asked in passing, "Were you just going to throw out the garbage? You're just going to throw out the garbage with just a little bit of garbage in the two bags?"

Yu Fan: "......"

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"Ordered takeout, the delivery guy said he couldn't find the place and went down to pick him up," Yu Fan had begun to babble, "and ...... just threw it away in the process."

"Oh!" Wang Luan shot his head and held out the paper bag beside him, "He found it! It was just delivered to you, so we stopped by to pick it up for you. What did you order?"

Yu Fan said, "Breakfast."

"Breakfast?" Wang Luan muttered, "What kind of breakfast did you buy, with such a small bag and so light ...... helped you open it ah, hurry up and eat some."

Yu Fan yawned and let out a lazy "hmmm" when the bathroom door suddenly opened, and Chen Jingshen's voice was very rarely panicked: "Wait, don't open it!"

Several people turned their heads to look at him and froze.

Wang Luan's hand was already in the bag, and he snorted, "What's up schoolboy, don't worry, we really all ate enough on the plane, we won't rob you two ......"

Taking out a bottle of something, Wang Luan turned back to look at it and narrowed his eyes, "What's this?"

Zuo Kuan turned around and said, "What? Let's see. Refreshing comfort, erotic gel, wonderful experience ...... No! Silly you, it's not written, human lubrication-"

Zuo Kuan: "......"

Wang Luan: "......"

Zhang Xianjing: "......"

Yu Fan: "........................ "

Wow. Wang Luan mechanically and subconsciously held open the bag, and the three heads on the sofa looked in, sunflower-like.

Saw a bag, full and neat, of strawberry fruit flavors, large, ultra-thin, amp/// sets.

"Knock knock."

There was a knock on the door, and the loud and clear voice of the delivery man cut through the deadly cold silence of the room.

"Hello, your takeout! Sorry it's late as I couldn't find the address!"

Original Translations: Crafted with Care, No Unauthorized Reposting Allowed.

Published at: 08/24/2024 08:00

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