Chapter 1: "Give me 10 million dollars and we'll get a divorce."
Chapter one:
Qing Ling realizes she has traveled.
It's not a big deal, after all, being a 21st century teenager, who doesn't know about crossovers.
But the next thing he knew, he realized he was wearing a book.
And that's okay, wearing books is just as popular as time travel these days.
He won't be the first and he won't be the last.
Qing Ling remains calm.
Soon, however, he wasn't fazed.
Because he was horrified to realize that it was a very different book than what he usually read.
Dogged scumbags are common, but dogged scumbags who also have children are uncommon!
And now, the book he's wearing is a dog-eared, slaggy, child-bearing text.
Qing Ling looked at his belly, it can't be this body he's wearing that gave birth, right?
It shouldn't be, he's such an attacker, he should be an attacker even if he's wearing a book!
There's absolutely no way to dress as a recipient, right?
However, what is feared is what comes, wait until the plot is sorted out, Qing Ling sadly found that, paralyzed, it is still really his own body.
This body he had traveled over to was the same bitch as the scummy bitch in the original article!
He glanced at the beauty not far away who was talking to Jia Guan without even looking at himself.
This is the scum of the scum, and the richest in the novel, holding the economic lifelines of the country's Yu family's eldest young master Yu's president Chen Yu .
Qing Ling was a bit sorry that the looks were just too much for her liking.
He'd just woken up to this face on the other side and almost couldn't resist asking for his phone number.
This kind of godly looking beauty, even if you can't get it, it's still good to have a springtime.
Unfortunately, it turns out to be the main character of the book.
Or a scummy attacker who can impregnate and give birth to children in this body of his!
Qing Ling sighed.
A mountain can not be two attack, especially the other is a scum attack, this kind of man does not break up to stay in the New Year?
Qing Ling is about to open her mouth to say goodbye when a flash of memory shocks Qing Ling.
Crap! The plot has progressed to the point where two people are getting married!
Not only that, but on the night of their wedding, their own husbands threw themselves away and ran off for a night of white moonlight and excitement!
Yes, although the original main character is one of the main characters, but scummy bitchy text, scummy attack is bound to be not true love for the bitchy subject in the early stage.
He really loves his own that out of the mud without dyeing, Maundy League and not demon, in the through the outside straight ...... No, should be in the through the outside curved, without branches, incense far benefit Qing, pavilion net plant, can be far to see but not profane play Yan Lian Bai flower brother.
Though marrying him now would be followed by divorce, then wife-chasing crematorium, then remarriage, then body abuse, pregnancy and miscarriage, then preparation for divorce, and the cycle would continue until neither could toss and turn anymore.
It's not necessary, it's not worth it. Just fast-forward.
"Come here for a moment." Qing Ling said.
Chen Yu turned his head to look at him, and Qing Ling's heart skipped a beat.
Fuck! It is really too in line with their own aesthetics, beauty in front of the still can not sleep, Qing Ling heartache.
Chen Yu frowned and reluctantly walked up to Qing Ling, his cool tone as if his ringlets were touching, "What for?"
Qing Ling looked at his face to feed her eyes while calmly saying, "Give me ten million dollars and we'll get a divorce."
Chen Yu was startled, "What did you say?"
Qing Ling Nishiko covers her heart, aching, "I set you free!"
Chen Yu , "...... Is this a new tactic you're using to attract me?"
Qing Ling shook her head in grief, "Of course not, I'm just thinking of you, after all, I love you so much!"
Chen Yu: ......
Qing Ling's teary eyes, "Don't you want to divorce me?"
"What do you think?"
Qing Ling , "Then give me ten million dollars and I can divorce you right now."
He teased and incited with a live broadcast, "OMG! Look at this divorce decree! A national breakout! Limited edition ruby red! High-end! Atmosphere! Comfortable to the touch! With it, you are the freest man in the world! Marriage, family, responsibility have nothing to do with you! Successful men have a copy of this book! Buy it now for only ten million dollars! Only 10 million dollars! It's only 10 million dollars! For only 10 million dollars, you can bring home the freedom of being single! Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!
Chen Yu: ......
Chen Yu didn't want to talk to him anymore, "I'm glad you're fine, I still have things to do, I'll go back to the office first."
"Then my ten million dollars ......"
"Are you that impatient to ask me for money?" Chen Yu frowned, "We've only just gotten married!"
Qing Ling squinted at him, and did not act, the tone of indifference, "Otherwise, do not want the money what do I want? Want you to dislike me, want you to mentally derail?"
"You!" Chen Yu's eyes flashed with a hint of displeasure.
Qing Ling winked, "So what, we're not right for each other, divorce is best, baby think about it, OK then we're three-two-one on the link?"
"You're still on the link?" Chen Yu was simply infuriated by him.
Qing Ling smiled slightly, "So what, do I have to give you a card number so you can transfer money, or do you just write me a check?"
Chen Yu: ......
Chen Yu took a deep breath, "Just die! I won't give you a dime! If you have this time, you might as well think about what you've said before and stop fussing about it!"
Either that or a beauty is a beauty and looks good when she's angry.
Qing Ling looked at his face and lamented while waving her hand and started to drive people away, "If you don't agree, get out and don't disturb my rest thank you~"
"I'm not done with you yet."
Qing Ling didn't want to pay attention to him, "Oh."
"You heard me!"
Qing Ling, "Oh."
"What kind of attitude is that!!!"
Qing Ling, "Oh."
Chen Yu was furious, "Good! You're good!"
Qing Ling smiled slightly, "That's right."
He finished, waved at Chen Yu, and went back to sleep.
Qing Ling had slept for the whole afternoon, and finally got enough sleep, which made her get out of bed.
He checked his room, freshened up his mind about the plot of the book on the way, and stretched out to go downstairs for dinner.
Chen Yu hadn't come back yet, and the servants who waited on him had no respect for him as the new wife.
The cook stated as she got high on melon, "Are you without hands yourself? Won't you cook for yourself?"
Qing Ling sniffed and didn't argue with her, calmly walking into the kitchen.
Two minutes later, the kitchen was on fire.
The cook exclaimed, "Die you."
Qing Ling looked at him with an innocent expression, "I don't know how to cook."
"Then you're still in the kitchen!"
"Wasn't it you who said," Qing Ling said, following her example, "that you yourself have no hands? Won't you cook for yourself?"
Cook: ......
The cook was so angry that she wanted to curse, and Jia Guan, who had arrived on the scene, had already cursed her first.
The cook, aggrieved and crying, picks up the fire extinguisher and starts putting out the fire at Jia Guan's urging.
Qing Ling saw everyone in the house putting out the fire in an orderly manner, and felt that she shouldn't need any help, so she turned around and left the door.
When the crowd had extinguished the fire and remembered the culprit, they were about to educate him when they realized that Qing Ling had disappeared.
Jia Guan hurriedly reported to Chen Yu, "It's no good young master, Madam has run away!"
Chen Yu: ????
"He set fire to the kitchen and then the man ran away!"
Chen Yu:!
Chen Yu rubbed Solar Plexus , "Fine, let him run, I'd like to see if he comes back at night!"
When he finished, he grumpily slammed the paper in his hand.
Qi Huo, who was sitting on the sofa drinking tea, saw this and wondered, "What's wrong, so angry?"
"Nothing."
"Something to do with your new wife." Qi Huo guessed.
Chen Yu glared at him.
Qi Huo smiled, "So why did you marry him? You like him?"
"Are you kidding, I like him?" Chen Yu gave a laugh, "Just like him, I like him I'm a dog!"
Qi Huo smacks, "So you guys are still married."
Chen Yu gave him a look and didn't say anything.
Qing Ling got out of the cab and chose a nearby hotel for dinner, and just as she finished eating, she saw Chen Yu and his friends walking towards the other side.
Qi Huo saw him and touched Chen Yu, "Your wife."
"Your wife!" Chen Yu disliked.
Turns out, fuck, it's really his wife!
Qing Ling smiled slightly and walked over.
"Didn't you run away?" Chen Yu asked.
Qing Ling was helpless, "......Big brother, I just came out for a meal."
Chen Yu, "And you set fire to the house!"
Qing Ling refused to admit, "Don't talk nonsense, who set the fire, I don't know how to cook, but someone asked me to do it, that's why I didn't pay attention and set the kitchen on fire, I also wanted to help put out the fire, but I saw that the kitchen maid and Jia Guan cooperated quite well, with one hand and one extinguisher, the left side of the dragon and the right side of the rainbow, so I was relieved to leave. "
"So you went to all this trouble to run out here to meet someone privately?"
Qing Ling pointed to the hotel where she was eating, "Mr. Fatty Beef in Golden Soup, Mr. Sweet and Sour Pork Spare Ribs, and Ms. Mapo Tofu."
Chen Yu: ......
Qing Ling: "Going home? Give me a ride, I don't have a car."
Chen Yu looked at him and said, "Don't you love to run? Then run all you want, who cares!
Just that he thought so in his heart, but considering that Qing Ling is now his person, and besides, with so many people watching, it would be too disrespectful for him to refuse at this time.
Chen Yu reached out and stopped a cab, "You go back first, I still have something to do, I won't go home first."
Qing Ling didn't ask too many questions, nodded with an "oh" and got into the car.
The one walking at the end even waved at him, "See you later sister-in-law."
Chen Yu squinted at the other party.
Qing Ling smiled and waved back at him, taking the car back home.
That night, Qing Ling locked the door, wondering if Chen Yu would come into her bedroom.
At eleven o'clock, Chen Yu returned, and as usual, he headed for his master bedroom.
Passing by Qing Ling's bedroom without a pause.
Qing Ling is relieved and sleeps in peace.
The next morning, Qing Ling went downstairs to look for food and saw Chen Yu eating breakfast.
He walked down the stairs, went into the kitchen to get a set of dishes, and sat down across from Chen Yu.
While eating Chen Yu's food, he continued to apologize to Chen Yu for the divorce.
"Kisses for couples like us who share a bed ......"
"We don't share the same bed." Chen Yu interrupted him.
Qing Ling changed her words, "Then couples like us who have different beds but different dreams are just torturing each other together, so as long as you're willing to give me 20 million dollars, you'll ......"
Chen Yu looked at him in confusion, "Wasn't it still ten million dollars yesterday?"
"The price has gone up yet kisses." Qing Ling eyes sincere, "The extra ten million is my hair coloring fee, after all, one day not divorcing you, I have one more green on my head, look at my hair now is not green and shining?"
Chen Yu: ......
"Don't you make a scene." He explained, "Bai Xiao and I don't have anything at all, and you know it!"
"Well, of course I do." Qing Ling looked at him, "You two only have a heart for each other, I get it."
"You know shit!" Chen Yu was speechless.
He did not understand, why a simple thing, Qing Ling can make so much trouble!
Qing Ling calmly explained to him, "Farts are also known as vectors, most animals and humans emit fumes from their anus. It is a waste gas emitted from the anus of most animals and humans. ......"
So at the dinner table in the morning, Chen Yu inexplicably listened to an explanation about farts.
At the end, Qing Ling also asked calmly, "Do you want to PEACH?"
Chen Yu: ......
Chen Yu felt he couldn't eat any more, he stood up and left the house to get ready for work.
Qing Ling reminds him as he walks out the door, "Tomorrow will be 30 million dollars oh dear, this side suggests that you divorce as soon as possible, as early as possible to enjoy the benefits it dear!"
Chen Yu: ......
Chen Yu doesn't want to talk anymore.
Qing Ling had nothing to do at home, so she searched for a local bar, intending to see if there were any handsome boys to feast her eyes on.
Before he crossed over, he was in the business of an actor, and inadvertently worked his way to the top of the industry and became a movie star.
There is a shortage of everything in the entertainment industry, except for handsome men and beautiful women.
Qing Ling Looking at those handsome men and women every day, especially the handsome men, can make your mood one degree better.
But due to his status as a movie star, he could only look at it and couldn't put his mouth on it.
After all, with so many people watching, Qing Ling still wants to look good.
Besides, most beauties weren't beautiful enough to be worth driving in his case.
The only one who gives him that urge is a golden male lead like Chen Yu.
However the other person is a scum attacker.
Qing Ling doesn't want to be the recipient, but he's in the book now, and as the attacker in the book, Chen Yu definitely won't be the recipient either.
So he can only look on in despair.
I'd better find some other beauty to feast my eyes on, Qing Ling thought.
He quickly searched for a well-reviewed clear bar and took a cab to the place.
As soon as she walked through the door of the bar, Qing Ling felt many pairs of eyes on her.
The bar was mostly full of regulars who hadn't seen a man so sharp and beautiful in a long time, and for a moment they couldn't hold their gaze.
He's just too long to be noticed.
Eyebrows like ink paintings, lips like vermilion, a pair of peach blossom eyes is up to pick out infinite flavor, eyebrows and eyes open like a beauty knife, the United States is very aggressive.
Qing Ling A pair of eyes carefully swept the scene of men, finally saw a small beauty, satisfied hooked the corner of the lips, walked over.
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Published at: 02/20/2024 14:00