Chapter 146: Extra 12

Half a month before her due date, Tang Bai went into labor and her baby couldn't hold on any longer and wanted to come out early.

The whole family was busy rushing Tang Bai to the hospital. Everyone was in a panic, except Tang Bai, who was calmly dressed in her pregnancy suit, playing a game and gasping for breath to endure the pain.

"Does it hurt? Let's stop the game for now." Xie Ruhang said in pain.

"No, no, no, I can't screw over my teammates!" Tang Bai said, full of team spirit and righteousness.

"Then I'll help you fight." Xie Ruhang hurriedly advised in a different way.

"Go away, you're not as good as me." Tang Bai clenched his teeth, and immediately chose to withdraw from the tournament after he finished the game.

The teammate who wanted to continue to be carried away by the big man earnestly inquired, "When are you coming back, big man?"

Tang Bai: "After I give birth."

Teammate: "?!!!?!?!?!"

Even though he'd already done the pregnancy experience, Tang Bai hated to jump off a building when he actually experienced it.

Every time Tang Bai thought it couldn't hurt any more, the next bout of pain hit him wildly in the face, and he whimpered in agony, the last of his reserve keeping him from bawling his eyes out, or else where would his face go if a nurse or doctor privately remarked that omega's light was in pain from giving birth to a baby that hurt so much that it hurt him to cry.

"Pinch my hand if it hurts." Xie Ruhang puts his hand next to Tang Bai's, who cut his fingernails short before coming to the hospital so that he can pinch Xie Ruhang as much as he wants.

His amber eyes tear up, Tang Bai feels like he's being punched in the stomach by tens of thousands of people, he doesn't even have the strength to cry out in pain, let alone pinch someone, not to mention Brother Xie your hands are already covered in scars! Choke, choke, choke! What's the point of choking?

Go away, you damn dog alpha that makes me cry!!!!

Xie Ruhang saw Tang Bai curled up on the bed with a pale face, his lips blue and his hair wet with cold sweat, his heart also seized up, and he hated to bear the pain for Tang Bai.

Three fingers open to have a painless labor injection, Tang Bai now only one finger open, he is already in pain to the delirium grasp a nurse's hand breathless, "I, I want to have painless, I can add money ......"

The nurse tearfully said, "Boy God, even if you give me your autograph, we can't break the rules."

Tang Bai's eyes rolled up, lost his dream and lay on the bed, whimpering and crying out.

"Sugar, don't cry, don't cry, good boy, mommy is here." Tang's mother heartbreakingly coaxed, when the mother simply can not see the child suffered from this crime, her tears are also almost followed out.

Tang Bai whimpered and held Tang's mother's hand. It was really too hard to have a baby, and he would never fight with his mother again.

"Bear with me a little longer, it takes longer to go from one to three fingers, but we Sugarplums are so strong we'll be able to do it." Tang Bai shook off Tang's mother's hand in grief, No, I can't, I can't!

"Sugar, Grandpa found a movie that I heard was really good, do you want to watch it for a distraction?" Grandpa Tang came over and tried to share the movie with Tang Bai, Tang Bai's mind was in turmoil as he realized that human beings are not connected in their sadness and joy, everyone was trying to comfort him but he only felt the noise.

He was alone and strong enough to use the Lamaze breathing technique to relieve the pain, and once he didn't use this breathing technique, the pain increased instantly, scaring Tang Bai into giving his full attention to regulating his breathing.

By 3 p.m., Tang Bai's eyes were slack, and she lost the strength to whimper. That's when the doctor said it was time for the three fingers, so she could have a painless injection.

Tang Bai ¡Ñ Retrospectively, like shivering and lifting up his eyelids, he choked and said, ¡§Thank you, thank you, thank you...quickly, quickly hit ......¡¨.

After the painless injection, Tang Bai, the whole person instantly regained life, the pain does not equal to the pain is not the same as all the pain, but can reduce most of the pain, before and after the injection contrast is a step of heaven and a step of the difference between hell.

Tang Bai cried and laughed and told Xie Ruhang that painless labor is one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind, and Xie Ruhang was so heartbroken that he didn't know what to say at this point, "You're so strong today, I'm impressed."

Tang Bai gave himself a strong thumbs up, he was now in a better mood after the painless injection, no longer feeling the irritation of looking at whoever wanted to beat him up, he stretched out his hand towards Xie Ruhang, assumed a domineering posture of "help me up", and walked back and forth in the corridors of the waiting room with oxytocin in a sling with the help of Xie Ruhang to promote contractions and the opening of the cervix. With Xie Ruhang's help, she walked back and forth in the corridor of the waiting room with oxytocin in her hand to promote contractions and cervical opening.

At 8:00pm, Tang Bai opened to seven fingers, and he was able to see regularly spaced contractions on his fetal heart rate monitor, which gave Tang Bai a lot of confidence that it wouldn't be too long from seven to ten fingers, and that he was going to make it to ten fingers even if he had to work hard.

Tang Bai is more worried about the scarring of a C-section than the pain of a normal delivery. After all, pain is only a momentary thing, but ugliness is a lifelong thing, and a normal delivery is bitter before it's sweet, while a C-section is sweet before it's bitter.

By the time he opened his tenth finger, Tang Bai was in so much pain and sleepy that his brain turned to mush and he was pushed onto the operating table in a daze.

Xie Ruhang stood at the door of the maternity hall waiting, he never felt that the time passed so long, the anxiety in his heart made him unconsciously pacing in the corridor, I do not know how long, the operating room suddenly came loud and clear baby crying.

Because Tang Bai's diet and exercise during pregnancy were well controlled under Xie Ruhang's strict supervision, and because the position of the fetus was correct, Tang Bai only had to endure half an hour's ordeal before his demented face was pushed into the observation room, and the Baby, who had been in his womb for nine months, was placed by the nurses at his side.

There are not many hairs on his head, like him it is light curry color, his face is very small, his eyes are exactly the same as Xie Ruhang's, they are black phoenix eyes, it is that this face is really too ugly, and it made Tang Bai ugly to cry.

He knew that newborns would be ugly, but he didn't expect them to be this ugly.

Tang Bai looked breathlessly at his and Xie Ruhang's child, so tiny, not yet able to speak, his little mouth opened as if he wanted to drink milk, but also as if he was saying hello to him, for some reason Tang Bai's nose suddenly soured a little, he whispered, "Hello clown egg, I'm your little father."

The first thing Xie Ruhang saw when he entered the door was Tang Bai. His mind was on Tang Bai, and when he saw Tang Bai about to shed tears, he immediately took out a tissue, "Does it still hurt?"

"I'm fine, come look at your pups."

Xie Ruhang looked at the child who didn't say a word and was very well-behaved and softly said, "Our child is so cute."

Tang Bai: "?" Brother Xie, what's wrong with you? Brother Xie, are you blind?

"Yes, this nose and little mouth look so much like Sugar Candy when you were little, it's just like you." Tang's mother praised a few words and then looked at Tang Bai, she saw Tang Bai's weak appearance and wanted to cry again. Tang's mother praised a few words and couldn't help but look at Tang Bai, she saw Tang Bai's weak appearance and wanted to cry again, Tang's mother hurried to hold back her tears, "Is it hard for you now? Is you hungry? Mommy made soup for you."

Tang Bai, like a triumphant hero baptized by admiring stares, drinks some hot soup and discusses the baby's name with everyone.

The child took Tang Bai's name, which he and Xie Ruhang had drawn by lot, and they had been trying to find a name for months, but they were not particularly happy with it.

Tang Bai logged on to his Starnet account and gleefully informed everyone, "It's a baby, it's a boy, crowdfund a name online."

@NotEatingGreenPeppersa: Don's Male Child [meow.jpg]

@WhenMyMoneyIsGoneWithTheWind :DonHack[doghead.jpg]

@Ching Aya Underworld Meng: Tang Jade (Hon is jade, and Jade is the color of jade, so it's white)

@NEzYt_: Tang Muqing, "Dang zhi shi multitudinous people": "Jifu made a recitation, Mu as clear as the wind". Mu Qing refers to a clear and harmonious atmosphere.

......

Tang Bai took a look at the group of sandy netizens in the comments section, and while he didn't find any big names that were particularly desirable, he did pick many to include in the shortlist of nicknames, such as Tang Milk Tea, Tang Boo Boo, and Tang Gourd.

Grandpa Tang pondered for a moment and stroked his palm, "Why don't we call this child ' Tang Qianyan', taking it from the poem, 'In the olden days, a swallow in front of the hall of Wang Xie flew into the homes of the common people', so that even though the child doesn't have the same name as Little Xie's surname, but the name can remind people that there is a Xie surname in front of Tang."

"And the poem is similar to the cause you two are fighting for; isn't what you're doing the same thing as letting the old-time king's swallows fly into the homes of ordinary people?"

Tang Bai heard can not help but inwardly sigh this name not only reflects the grandfather of the generation of Tang water masters, but also demonstrates the grandfather of the deep cultural heritage, wonderful ah!

He pondered again with his 10th level lightning master's desire for survival, although the poem was about the downfall of the Xie family, the Xie family in the poem referred to the corrupt royal family, while Xie Ruhang's family was the ordinary people's family in the poem.

"Brother Xie, what do you think of the name Tang Qianyan?"

Xie Ruhang looked at Baby and smiled, "Little Qianyan, I'm your daddy."

*

Tang Qianyan Breeding Diary by Tang Bai

01

Tang Qianyan is the legendary Angel Baby, his routine is basically the same as adults, he sleeps when I sleep and wakes up when I wake up. He was extremely alert as a baby, and his eyes would glaze over like copper bells every time I had to leave him for a short while at any time.

With a picture of Tang Qianyan, a shocked emoticon of a child [TangCopperBellShocked.jpg

I often suspect that Tang Qianyan has installed a radar on me, once I was ready to go out to pick up a delivery, I didn't even put on my shoes, Tang Qianyan cried with a wow sound, so scared that I had to carry Tang Qianyan to pick up the delivery, and along the way, he gave me a performance of [Tang Copperbell Shocked 1.0] [Tang Copperbell Shocked 2.0] [Tang Copperbell Shocked 3.0], which was very good! It was very good.

But he's so clingy that he occasionally annoys me a little.

That's probably sweet annoyance.

I'm done writing. I have to go hug Tang Qianyan.

02

Tang Qianyan is a smart kid, he follows me, he talks fast, and hey, the first word he can say is "little dad".

That's good. I'm happy. Good boy! Abba didn't love you for nothing!

03

Brother Xie and I bought a bunch of children's toys, and Grandpa made a lot of toys. I was expecting Tang Qianyan to be the first to experience these toys, but Brother Xie had a lot of fun with them.

Well, well, well, well, I can see that Brother Xie is a kid, too. It's Xie Ruhang.

But children's toys are really quite fun these days.

04

Since Tang Qianyan was born, my grandfather has been coming to our house a lot, refusing to say that he was coming to see Tang Qianyan. Every time, he would talk to me for a few minutes and then take Tang Qianyan out for a walk.

Tang Qianyan was so big, lying on Grandpa's shoulder like a kitten, and he was exhausted every time he came back from a walk.

I once went out for a walk with my grandpa. ...... Oh no, after taking Tang Qianyan for a walk, I realized that going out with Grandpa is really a lot of physical work. Grandpa always asked Tang Qianyan to show his old friends how to recite ancient poems, do addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within a hundred, and switch between four languages ......

This series of talent show is a huge physical exertion for Tang Qianyan, who is so lazy that he won't even hold the milk bottle, but why are they so happy to see each other every day when he should be hiding from his grandpa?

I told Brother Xie about it, and Brother Xie felt as I did that there was an ulterior motive.

05

Case solved.

Grandpa, this old boy actually feed Tang Qianyan sweets!!!! I've told you hundreds of times not to give Tang Qianyan candy. ！！！！！！！！！ Sooner or later, Tang Qianyan will get a mouthful of cavities!

06

Tang Qianyan doesn't watch cartoons much, he watches eating podcasts every day, watching them with his little face, his expression is more serious than reading textbooks, and when he's dreaming, he'll report the name of the dish, ah this, where am I starving him?

Tang Qianyan every time I see want to eat will run over to ask if I can do, I said I usually work very tired, do not want to bother to do these, Tang Qianyan will be attentive to give me a massage, can be said to be a very no interest in the heart of the morning boy.

Brother Xie looked a little hot, asked Tang Qianyan why do not help him massage, Tang Qianyan lying on my shoulder to play dead, said to give a grown-up massage is too tired, I am still only a three-year-old baby, you can not abuse child labor.

Actually, it's because he doesn't think Brother Xie's cooking is good enough.

This brat's mouth is too grippy, Brother Xie cooking he does not eat much, every time he has to leave half a bowl, delicate and picky, I do he ate all in one mouthful, eat to the belly round also raised his hand to indicate that he wants another bowl.

Brother Xie was so angry that he said he would contract the family's meals for a week.

07

Tang Qianyan The little one is going to kindergarten!!!!

I specially took him to the barber store yesterday to get a new haircut, with pictures [Tang Qianyan big head shot].

He's so cute in his kindergarten uniform! He's so cute with his little backpack! He's really cute! He was even cuter when he seriously waved goodbye to us as he entered the kindergarten!

At work today, I was wondering if Tang Qianyan will have trouble eating without us, and if he'll make any good friends. I know Tang Qianyan has always thought his peers were too stupid ......

08

Fuck (a plant)

I've been called in, Tang Qianyan, this little rascal got me into trouble on his first day of kindergarten, he somehow got all the kids within a one meter radius to serve him dessert, and then he ate all twelve chocolates by himself. ......

I punished Tang Qianyan with a week's dessert ban, and made twelve desserts for the kids to calm their nerves, but not for Tang Qianyan, who almost cried from hunger.

Tang Qianyan and I were chattering away, saying that he didn't force the other kids to give up their chocolates, but that they were the ones who saw him as a good-looking kid and wanted to be his friend, and he said that the first thing they had to do was to give him the chocolates.

I said aren't you forcing it?

Tang Qianyan said innocently, they covet my beauty, I covet their chocolate, isn't that an exchange?

...... Damn, that actually makes sense at first glance.

While I was deep in thought, Tang Qianyan gave me all the melon seeds he was high on and said, "Eat, little father.

When you're old enough to lose all your teeth, little dad, I'll get high on melon seeds for you too.

09

Tang Qianyan has called his grandpa a dozen times this week, and his little mouth looks like honey when he says he wants to see him.

Heh, I've seen through Tang Qianyan, the unprofitable little scoundrel.

You want to see your grandpa? You obviously want your grandpa to throw in a snack!

10

Man, Tang Qianyan is a gaming wizard, breaking the records I set when I was four years old with The Adventure of the Spaceship, Xiao Tang, and Marvel Mecha Maker Around the World.

I took him into Starcraft, which I play most often, and a lot of players have commented that he's a reassuringly good teammate, and he's made a lot of online friends on it, the only bad thing is that there seems to be omega's who want to cybersex with him.

I didn't expect Tang Qianyan to have early love at the age of five, [TangCopperBellShocked.jpg]

11

Brother Xie calls Tang Qianyan for his daily workout, but Tang Qianyan is really lazy, a veteran bedwetter who wraps himself in a ball with a quilt and plays dead every time.

At first I thought Tang Qianyan is too young to do much exercise, but today I realized Tang Qianyan has a little tummy ......

While chubby human cubs can be cute, it's hard to lose weight when you're a kid and hard to lose it when you're older, so I'm all for the Brother Xie with Tang Qianyan campaign.

I said at length to Tang Qianyan, "Qianyan, your little dad, I'm at least a star top stream right? As my child, you will be photographed by the media, and while they will code your face, they won't code your little tummy."

"You don't want to grow up to be a tomboy and have pictures of your chubby childhood days flying around, do you?"

Tang Qianyan hugged my thigh and milked me, "What does it matter? Little dad, you designed the first form of the Boing Boing Long Hollow to be round and chubby, will people say it's ugly?"

"No it won't, everyone compliments him on his cuteness."

"Its second form of partial mechification can make mechs super handsome, especially when dad transforms." Tang Qianyan hugged my thighs and turned to Xie Ruhang, genuinely blowing rainbow farts as he said, "It's simply handsome, and the force value is off the charts."

"Take my two awesome male dads as an example, as long as I grow up to be talented and strong, people will only say that my childhood photos are cute photos ah~"

...... Another day that can't be refuted.

Tang Qianyan poorly hugged my thighs and pouted about how tired she was from running.

This scheming human cub, at his young age, saw the family status of the house and knew that pouting at me was the quickest way to rescue him from his misery.

Tang Qianyan looks like Brother Xie, a scaled down version of Brother Xie, so I can't stand it when he winks and winks and pouts at me, but this time, with the image of a chubby version of Brother Xie in my head, I decided to harden my heart and watched as he was dragged out of the house, lifelessly, by Brother Xie.

I don't know what he said to Brother Xie, but after a while, Brother Xie dragged me out for a run with him.

Seeing me being forced to exercise too, Tang Qianyan smiled brightly, "A family should be neat and tidy..."

This little scoundrel.

12

I suddenly realized something.

Tang Qianyan Playing games seems like it might be probably probably at ...... Special coaxing me?

At first I was trying to understand why there would be an unlucky kid and Tang Qianyan cybersex, clicked on it and investigated his gaming history with that omega, and found out that he would bring that omega to score, and the other person as a fan would give Tang Qianyan gifts.

Tang Qianyan, presumably to earn some pocket money, controlled the pace of the game very well, not only giving that omega player the opportunity to harvest heads, but also occasionally revealing small breaks, deliberately waiting for the other player to come to his rescue, and then after that player had exerted himself, he would then take a vicious wave of rainbow farts, giving the other player an excellent gaming experience.

I recalled the game between Tang Qianyan and me, and it seems that ...... Tang Qianyan will inadvertently lose to his own little father, and then brag about how great my operation is, and then say that he is so pitiful that he wants to eat sweets after losing.

At such a young age, you know how to sell your cute face and coax the adults to feed you by kissing their asses, which surprised my little brass bells.

Luckily Brother Xie doesn't eat him, or he wouldn't be able to lose his belly.

Brother Xie is a ruthless supervisor, saying that Tang Qianyan should lose weight, and searching out the snacks Tang Qianyan hid in her stationery box, school bag, dolls and even her smelly socks. The day Tang Qianyan came to me and cried, I finally remembered the fear of being dominated by Xie during her pregnancy and her cravings. The day Tang Qianyan cried to me, I finally recalled the fear of being dominated by Xie Ruhang during my pregnancy.

Good boy, behave yourself. Abba can't save you from this.

13

Tang Qianyan read the book I wrote, "This omega is a master mecha maker", and became my loyal little reader, chasing me every day with a little whip to urge me to do more, I think he is simply a little devil.

I was playing a game when a little head apparated out from behind the display, "Little Dad, when are you going to update Wen Wen?"

I was shopping with my best sister when a video communication hit, "Little Daddy, have you been coding properly today?"

I was about to make out with Brother Xie when a light bulb suddenly pushed the door and gleefully said, "Little Daddy, are you going to start coding?"

Now even Brother Xie can't help himself and tries to throw the hyperventilating imp out of the house.

I asked Tang Qianyan why he liked the book, what he liked about it, and I changed it, okay?

Tang Qianyan said to me, "I like to read all the books written by my little father.

I began to think about the possibility of severing the father-son relationship with him.

14

Snowball passed away.

He has lived a long life as a dog, but we are still a little overwhelmed.

I took Tang Qianyan to Snowball's funeral, he is getting heavier and heavier now, I can't hold him anymore, so I let him walk by himself today, and he was very obedient, he didn't pester me to hold him.

On the way we were all immersed in sadness, and it was the first time I introduced the concept of death to Tang Qianyan, to whom I said that the snow globe had left us because it was going to live in a different form, it had become a Xing Xing in the sky.

Tang Qianyan said, "Little father, don't comfort me when you yourself are still crying.

He stood on tiptoe and endeavored to wipe my tears with his own little handkerchief, and when he had done so he gave me a serious kiss.

He not only kissed me, he gave all of us sad adults a kiss, and now I think he's a little angel.

15

Today I took Tang Qianyan to do charity work and he saw many children who have little to eat and little to wear. Some of the children are a few years older than he is, but they are about the same height as he is, and are skinny to the bone.

Tang Qianyan shared the chocolate in his pocket with the children and led them in a game.

It was the first time I'd seen Tang Qianyan willing to play with kids his own age, who he'd previously dismissed as clumsy and dumb, saying they were too good to play games with, but he showed a rare patience and social flair with these slow and cowering kids.

Tang Qianyan today showed me that there is no relationship he can't handle if he is willing to put in the effort.

On the way home with him, I couldn't help but ask Tang Qianyan, "How did you manage to hide a bunch of little snacks despite your dad's scrounging?"

Tang Qianyan calmly put his finger up in front of his lips in a silencing gesture, "Secret."

Very cool picture, and it would be even cooler if he didn't have a missing tooth bar.

16

Tang Qianyan hyped up again today!!!!

I'm tired.

I really don't want to code, I feel like I'm doubled over at the mention of coding and my life has instantly lost hope.

I struggled to write a 3,000 word update to send out and felt like I was carving flowers out of shit, but Tang Qianyan was so pleased with it he said he'd give me a reward.

I saw a rare shyness on that little face, always "how lonely it is to be invincible", as he presented me with the first official mechanical work of his life.

It was a mechanical puppy shaped much like a snowball.

17

Today is Brother Xie's birthday, but he's at the border and we can't celebrate him.

I miss him.

We made a big birthday cake, turned on the video, sang Happy Birthday to Brother Xie together, blew out the candles together, and finally had Brother Xie watch Tang Qianyan and I eat it.

Tang Qianyan ate the most happily, the tip of his nose rubbed with cream, he looks so much like Brother Xie, I can't help but indulge Tang Qianyan a little bit, maybe it's because Brother Xie and I didn't have a perfect childhood.

I want to give him all the love and freedom I haven't had.

18

Tang Qianyan diverged today. He's a milk-tea flavored pheromone alpha.

I love him no matter what gender he splits into, but I'm also glad he split into alpha, one of the obvious benefits of which is not having to experience the pain of October pregnancy and childbirth.

Tang Qianyan looks overjoyed, but there's something special about him.

"This must be the will of the heavens, He wanted me to have a cup of super-satisfying milk tea on this special day, so He set my pheromones to milk tea flavor." Tang Qianyan praised the heavens reverently and turned Xing Xing's eyes to me.

To celebrate his differentiation, I allowed him to drink an oversized cup of milk tea, which he drank with great pleasure, his cheeks puffing out as he chewed on his pearls and asked me why there was no culinary department in the Confederate military academy.

"I'm meant to sit in on the culinary department later." He said.

I asked him, "Do you like good food that much?"

Tang Qianyan looked at me with bright eyes, he didn't hesitate to say, "Yes, not only do I like to eat, I have to learn how to make delicious food, right now it's my little dad who makes delicious food for me every day, when I grow up and my little dad gets old in the future, it'll be my turn to make delicious food for you, little dad."

I think Tang Qianyan has the potential to be Jagged A. He's really too good at sweet-talking.

19

Before I knew it, I had already recorded Tang Qianyan's daily life until Tang Qianyan was six years old. I discussed with Tang Qianyan and asked him if he would like to publish the book, and we would share the royalties equally.

Tang Qianyan asked me if I could delete his black history of picking his feet, losing his incisors and thinking he was going to die, eating candy until he got cavities, walking with his eyes closed and falling into a pit when he was too sleepy, crying because of the cockroaches, not being able to sleep in his first separate room and insisting on looking for his little dad in the middle of the night, being afraid of watching horror movies, having a little bit of spice and then getting a big wink in his eye, and being too lazy to wash his smelly socks.

I said yes.

So those of you reading this now won't be able to see the detailed version of the above black history.

Thanks to Tang Qianyan's persistent urging over the years, I think if he continues to be so callous and unreasonable day after day, I'll still be able to finish "This omega is a master mecha maker" in my lifetime.

Thanks to all of you who read this and look forward to the next story we meet.