Chapter 1: Send me the link to the voice changer.

A Guide to Cybersex Rollovers.

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001

Jing Huan was coming out of the airport when a gust of wind blew and smeared his face.

He looked up, the sky was already overcast, only this morning the weather forecast had released the news that the typhoon would make landfall in the evening, and the winds were already picking up in Full City by this time.

Airplanes basically can't fly in this weather.

But his cousin still insisted on booking a ticket to the U.S., saying she couldn't stay a moment longer, and that if she could fly today, she would fly, and if she couldn't fly she would stay at the hotel arranged at the airport.

Jing Huan had just gotten into his car when his cell phone rang.

"Huanhuan, your sister left?" It's his roommate, Gao Zixiang.

Jing Huan is not listening to anything right now, "Your sister just left."

Gao Zixiang : "...... you don't be so sensitive okay, I mean, your sister really went to the United States?"

It started to drizzle outside, and Jing Huan looked at the rain on the car window with a muffled "hmm".

Gao Zixiang : "Alas, your sister is really miserable, but I would say it's not so bad, things on the network, who still knows who once the network cable is pulled out? For this matter to go abroad, really not worth it."

When he thought about the reason why his cousin left, Jing Huan was furious: "Now you have to mention that bunch of idiots in the game to me?"

"No, no." Sister control can't be messed with, knowing that he was in a bad mood, Gao Zixiang quickly put a stop to it and changed the topic, "Okay, after you send the machine, hurry back to the dormitory. There is another injured person in the dormitory today, I can't handle it alone."

Jing Huan frowned, "Who's hurt?"

"There are only three of us in the dorm, who else do you think?"

Gao Zixiang words just fell, heard a similar pig squeal choking sound from the side, Gao Zixiang busy said: "Ouch Wenhao you do not cry, first wipe tears."

Hearing the voice of his other roommate, Lu Wenhao, Jing Huan started the car, "Wenhao, what's wrong?"

"It's a long story, come back first." Gao Zixiang said.

Lu Wenhao sniffled, "Buy a dozen drinks and come back, Jing Huan."

Parked the car, Jing Huan into the side of the kiosk, knowing that the two men's alcohol consumption, he bought three bottles of beer, into the clothes of a hidden back to the dormitory.

Having just opened the door to the dormitory, before he had a chance to enter, he heard Lu Wenhao's wail from inside: "Why is he doing this to me?!"

"What did she do to you?" Jing Huan pushed her way in.

Lu Wenhao was sitting in the center of the dormitory, with toilet paper on his lap, and was really crying.

Gao Zixiang was having a headache, and seeing him was like seeing a savior, he hurriedly jumped up from the chair, "You can finally come back."

Jing Huan closed the door and handed him the plastic bag, "What's going on?"

Gao Zixiang looked at Lu Wenhao: "You say it or I say it?"

Lu Wenhao some fat, now crying face red: "I do not say! I won't say it!"

"Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk, stop crying!" Gao Zixiang sighed, "Do you still remember Wenhao's online dating partner?"

"...... Twenty-four hours of continuous miking, I can sleep at night and dream that I'm listening to them show their love, do you think I've forgotten?" Jing Huan paused, "What, broke up?"

Gao Zixiang nodded seriously.

"I thought it was something big ......" Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief and started to take off his jacket, "Don't cry Wenhao, it's just a breakup, men don't cry lightly."

"The key is not just that." Gao Zixiang looked embarrassed, "You should know how much money Wenhao spent on that online love interest in the game, right?"

Lu Wenhao plays a game called Nine Heroes, a legendary game that has been on fire for ten years and is notoriously time-consuming and expensive. Jing Huan also played the game a few years ago, and knows that a single fashion item in that crap game costs thousands of dollars.

He listened to the girl's voice every day and asked Lu Wenhao for clothes. Lu Wenhao was so generous that the other party got it almost every time.

"It's just buying a fashion, how much can I spend." In order to comfort her roommate, Jing Huan tried to minimize the incident.

Lu Wenhao choked, "I helped her with all her cultivation points for the past six months."

Jing Huan : "...... That's okay, small tens of thousands."

Lu Wenhao Crying grows louder: "She has eight purple suits on her, six of which I bought for her, and one of which I even put fifteen segments of gems on."

Jing Huan: "......"

Jing Huan went up and patted him on the shoulder, "Wenhao, let's be men, we can't do the crap about breaking up and looking for an ex to settle the score."

Lu Wenhao had already slowed down, but when he mentioned it, the energy came back: "Of course I won't! What I'm crying about is that little bit of money? I am crying because he lied to me! I'm crying because I've given my heart and feelings for the past six months!"

Jing Huan asked, "What did she lie to you about?"

Gao Zixiang couldn't listen any longer: "That man is a man."

"Why, what's the big deal, it's not just a guy ......" Jing Huan Halfway through his consolation, he got stuck.

Lu Wenhao: "Ow ow ow ow--"

Jing Huan froze, "A man?!"

Gao Zixiang : "Don't repeat yourself a second time, can't you see that our dormitory building is about to be flooded?"

"Not ......" Jing Huan was shocked, "That voice, can it be a man?!"

He had heard Lu Wenhao chatting with his online girlfriend, the girl's voice was sweet and delicate, every sentence with a tail, like wrapped in sugar, when she was pampered, she could stir up goosebumps all over him.

"It's a voice changer." Gao Zixiang said, "In the morning his girlfriend probably forgot to open that thing, with a male voice in the new fashion to him, listening to his petulance I almost died on the spot ...... that voice, more than the old speech is still rough, sounds thirty years old can not fight."

Old Speech is their counselor.

Lu Wenhao cried for breath.

Jing Huan didn't know what to say, "You don't have a video?"

"No, just saw the photo." Lu Wenhao said, "He admitted it, it was a fake photo."

Jing Huan: "......"

It's come to this, can the liar still deny it?

"You're charging people so much money without even having your video on?"

"That's normal." Gao Zixiang opened the beer and handed it to Lu Wenhao, "Isn't online dating all about expectations and fantasies before meeting? It's just that Wenhao is so unlucky to have met such a cruel one, I thought the most poisonous thing is to send a fake photo ......".

Lu Wenhao sniffled, "I'm not sorry about the money, but I'm just sick to my stomach! I deleted my number!"

Gao Zixiang was shocked at his words, "Deleted? Are you crazy Wenhao?!"

"I deleted my number, but I still have my equipment and baby." Lu Wenhao wiped his tears, "You don't know, my number is a couple name with his, and it's fucking bound to eternal love."

Gao Zixiang : "......"

Eternal Love Couple is a marriage system in Nine Heroes, men and women can go to Yue Lao to apply for a contract after getting married, and after the contract is made, the marriage relationship will be retained permanently unless the two game accounts are put on the shelf for consignment, or apply for deletion of the number.

Gao Zixiang said: "Forget it Wenhao, this time you take it as a lesson to yourself, a pit we do not jump twice, in the future, killed not online dating, to prevent the second time to be cheated!"

Lu Wenhao tearfully asked him, "What game do I play if I don't cybersex?"

"How come you can't play the game without online dating?" Gao Zixiang rebutted him, "I've been playing Nine Heroes for so many years, and I haven't gotten married once."

Lu Wenhao : "That's because you have a childhood girlfriend!"

Gao Zixiang choked and turned his gaze to the person next to him, "Then look at Huanhuan, he used to play Nine Heroes for several years, but didn't he also not have an online relationship with someone?"

"If I were as handsome as Jing Huan, with so many girls chasing after me, who would still be in online dating? Besides, he was still in high school when he played the game, and he was too busy studying. Besides, what's wrong with online dating? You see Jing Huan cousin how good-looking ah, conditions so good, not also in online dating ......" Lu Wenhao chatting, no sound.

Gao Zixiang held his forehead with a headache.

It's over, stepped on a mine.

Jing Huan listened in silence, making no response or sound.

Lu Wenhao: "No, Huanhuan, I'm just talking out of turn, I'm so unlucky today, so don't take it personally."

Jing Huan came back to his senses and suddenly pulled a chair and sat beside Lu Wenhao: "Wenhao, are you really having a hard time right now?"

Lu Wenhao was stunned, "Wh, what?"

Jing Huan thought for a moment, "If I gave you two choices, one is to be cheated on by a man in an online relationship, or the other is to have your account permanently banned due to a bug, which would you choose?"

"Two!" Lu Wenhao was puzzled, "Why do you ask?"

It's just online dating being cheated, is it really that painful? Can it be worse than canceling your cell phone number?

Jing Huan hugged the back of his chair in thought.

Gao Zixiang vaguely felt that something was wrong: "Huanhuan, what do you want?"

The cell phone on the table suddenly rang, Lu Wenhao picked it up and looked at it, a breath almost did not come up, raised his hand and pinched his own middle.

The two rushed forward to help him, Jing Huan took his cell phone to see.

[Little Baby: Hubby, I've been thinking about this all noon and I still feel sad. I really like you, but it's a pity that our destiny can only go so far [Bunny crying]]

[Little baby: let me send you my real life photo, I hope you can always remember that this silly boy has been gazing at you gently from somewhere on earth.]

[little baby: [picture]]

In the photo, the middle-aged man is a bit fat, the hair whirl has been a small piece of white, the bottom of the eyes still contains tears, is looking at the camera with deep affection.

Jing Huan: "......"

Gao Zixiang: "Fuck it! This is fucking inhuman! Killing people to death! Wenhao, Wenhao, hold on!"

This wave of photo attacks has taken half of Lu Wenhao's life.

He sat up from his deathbed in shock: "I'm going to delete his friends! I'm going to abandon this program! It's dirty!"

Jing Huan was full of thoughts, and when he heard that, he hurried to stop him: "Wait Wenhao, I have something to say to him."

Lu Wenhao touched, "What's the matter Huanhuan, are you going to spray him for me?"

"What's the point of cursing? There's no point in wasting time on people like this." Jing Huan brought his cell phone over and looked down with a crackle.

Gao Zixiang looked up, "Then what are you doing with Wenhao's cell phone?"

[Little baby: Hoho baby, why don't you reply to me ......]

[LWH: In?

[Little baby: OvO baby! I'm in!

[LWH: Send me the link to the voice changer.]

Gao Zixiang : "......"

Gao Zixiang : "?"