"Next time, the next chance to fuck is definitely yours."
Not long after the results of the public examination came out, the results of the graduate school also came out, and Sijie Yuan went ashore successfully. It was only then that everyone realized that he had applied to a university in Tianjin instead of our school.
Of course, it is also possible that this "everyone" does not include Yang Xia.
Because when Wu Lin told him about it in WeChat, Xia, who has always been able to break down one word into eight, only replied "Oh".
Later that night, Wu Lin saw a night scene posted by him in his circle of friends. Two hours later, when I swiped again, I saw a photo from Mr. Hua Leopard. Although the angles and compositions of the two photos were different, they showed the same bustling old street with a temple fair going on, as well as the same craftsman making clay figures.
In March, as the snow and ice began to melt in Shenyang, Ye Wang and Wu Lin finally received their interviews.
Interviews: March 15
Interview location: Southwest Division of the Wild Awakening Classification Risk Prevention and Control Administration (arriving at Kunming Airport, Yunnan Province, March 13-14, with pick-up)
Wu Lin, Ye Wang: "......"
Yunnan?
Southwest Division, Veterinary Control, inside a training base building.
A man wearing a special training undershirt stood by the window, paying attention to the layout of the playground downstairs from time to time. The early spring sunlight is already warm here, like the gentlest brushstrokes, sketching light and shadow along the man's beautiful body and muscle lines.
Shoulder blades, both arms, waist and stomach, legs.
Xiaowan, who came in to deliver the information, had seen his own captain a hundred times and would still be mesmerized by such a devilish body for the one hundred and tenth time.
-The captain is the devil, the captain's got the devil's body, nothing wrong with that.
"Captain, I sent the information over." Although the door was directly open, Xiaowan still stood in the doorway and reported out first.
Qiao Yan turns from the window, "Just put it on the table."
It was only then that Xiaowan saw that the captain, who he thought was seriously watching the layout of the examination room downstairs, was in the middle of a multi-person video call, monitoring the progress downstairs was just a job between calls.
No, it's a toss-up whether the intermission was there or not, because the captain had only turned around once when out of his cell phone, which was covered with numerous small video screens, came, " Qiao Yan , the camera shines on the face, not on the floor."
Eyeing the captain, he reared his cell phone.
Wanda put down the information and silently exited the office, and thoughtfully brought the door to the captain.
In the office, the multiplayer video is still going on. After all, this is the first time after the establishment of the Animal control bureau to recruit for the community, and it was the Southwest Division, the captains of the other regions who usually have contact with each other, they all want to come to find out what is going on.
Just now has been pleasantries finished, this moment began to cut into the main topic: "Lao Yan, your side of the preparation of how it is, this year but we are the first time serious recruitment, you Southwest Division do not fall off the chain."
Qiao Yan said, "I can't guarantee that. I don't think any of the 100 people will pass. If you're worried I won't make it, why don't you take over from the North China branch?"
I'd be surprised if the North China Division could catch it.
Anyone can see why the state exam interviews were set in Southwest Division. The long border, the rainforest is continuous, even if a hundred interviewers are forced to animalize, will also be wrapped in this dense forest without a sound. Instead of North China, Beijing-Tianjin-Hebei, the Chang'an Street is full of jackals, tigers and leopards.
"By the way, how many bestializers are there in that hundred?" Another voice asked curiously.
Candidate information can only be seen on Qiao Yan's side: "Thirteen."
It was clear that the animalizers entered into the system were necessarily handled by the various jurisdictional precincts, and while all the precincts were present, it was suggested to Qiao Yan, "Share the information? We can help you check it first."
"There's no need," Qiao Yan returned to the window and glanced downstairs faintly, "We'll see if we can pass the test."
Has not been talking to the northeast branch of a captain, very much agree with Qiao Yan's attitude, can not help but voice: "so whole on the right. Can animalization does not mean necessarily suitable for our work, just animalization awakening that time, northeast district met how many oddballs, what to go to the mountains to cultivate immortality to return to nature, what turned into a bear to run to the mountains in the end also let the tiger bullied, the tiger is even worse, our people also have to deal with his family affairs ...... forget it do not say it! The first thing I want to say is that I don't know what to do. So that's why, since the bureau didn't include bestiality explicitly as a condition of the assessment, it has to follow the process fairly and impartially."
"The question is the current assessment process, are you sure it's scientifically sound?" Someone asked a soul-crushing question.
Fear the sudden quietness of the air.
Wild Awakening Categorical Risk Prevention and Control Administration, first year of recruiting for the entire community.
Southwest Division
Head: Qiao Yan
Interview/autonomous assessment process: the person in charge draws up his/her own.
Qiao Yan : "I think it's very scientific and reasonable."
Brothers of all precincts: "......" crap.
But then again, in the end, what kind of people to recruit, may be the entire Animal control bureau up and down the heart does not know, or else the assessment criteria would have been taken out, and still use the person in charge of the self-proposed?
So Qiao Yan didn't count either.
But he didn't mind being the first to eat.
On March 15, Wu Lin and Ye Wang arrived on time for their interview at a base tucked away from the hustle and bustle of the border rainforest.
They were wearing thick jackets when they boarded the plane in Shenyang, but now they can wear short-sleeved T-shirts.
The base has a main building and some ancillary facilities such as dormitories and cafeterias, and then a large training ground.
Wu Lin and Ye Wang were placed in a two-person dormitory yesterday and were not allowed to go outside, so they only heard constant voices in the corridor, and today they sat in the large conference room in the main building before seeing the people they were interviewing with.
There were both men and women, mostly clustered between the ages of twenty-three, four and thirty, ranging from the youthful and glowing to the low-key, quiet and unobtrusive.
The interview is scheduled for 9:00 a.m. It's only 8:30 a.m., but the people are already here - 97 in total. Three people gave up the interview for personal reasons and didn't come to Yunnan at all.
The conference room was a bit stuffy, and with the windows open, all that blew in was a hot, humid, sticky breeze and all the flying insects of the rainforest.
No one was talking, the air was unusually quiet.
Everyone around you is a contender in an interview that ultimately has only ten spots.
Everyone was either secretly surveying the room, or looking down at their books and cell phones. Of course, there are also students like Ye Wang who are fully immersed in the newly downloaded mobile game, House of Horrors in the Forest of Hundred Beasts.
Before getting on the plane, this student hit level 5 with 995 levels to follow.
Just then, a voice suddenly came out of the speakers above the conference room.
"Attention all interviewees, interviews are about to begin, from now on it is forbidden to leave the conference room until your interview has been successfully completed."
"Attention Interviewees ......"
The announcement was repeated twice, and then a man stepped into the conference room, punctual as if stuck on time.
Modest shirt, gold-rimmed glasses, and except for an overly slender and powerful figure, it fit the image that the interviewers had brainstormed of the Authority's section officers.
"Hello everyone," the man stood at the front of the room, his voice gentle and down-to-earth, "I'm Qiao Yan , this interview ......"
Before the sentence was complete, the radio suddenly went off again, but with a very different siren than before.
"Alert level one! All departments assemble in the Emergency Disposal Room at once!"
In a matter of seconds, the alarm went off loud and clear throughout the building.
Qiao Yan's face changed, hurriedly left a sentence "you stay here", then hurried out.
Everyone looked at each other in utter confusion.
The sirens, however, had no intention of stopping, but instead intensified, irritating the bewildered and nervous nerves of the interviewers.
A roar like a tiger's roar came from the hallway outside, adding fuel to the fire.
A few of the interviewees couldn't help but get up.
But before they could actually look outside, a tiger had burst through the doorway into the conference room, covered in colorful stripes that stung fearfully in the sunlight.
There was a momentary freeze in the air.
Without stopping for a moment, the tiger rushed in and lunged ferociously towards the nearest front seat.
Screaming in all directions.
The front row scattered and fled, and the pouncing Tigers attacked the back row again.
Screams, shouts, chairs crashing down in droves, the entire conference room was in a deadly panic.
Wu Lin was the first to pull Ye Wang towards the wall.
Ye Wang, however, was not happy and kept fighting, almost shaking off Wu Lin several times and rushing out.
It took a great deal of effort to finally pull the man into a corner before Wu Lin leaned into his ear and whispered in an ungraceful voice, "This is an interview test, can't you see that?"
Ye Wang frowns, it's so obvious a fool could see it, "You think I'm stupid?"
Wu Lin froze, "I know you're still running outside. The broadcast said the rules of the interview are clear, it is forbidden to leave the examination room, and the implication is that going out is tantamount to failure."
Ye Wang stared at his little wolf classmate who was full of sincere worry, and even though he was depressed, his heart softened, reaching out to rub a handful of Wu Lin's hair, "I'm not going to run out, I'm going over to fight with him."
Wu Lin: "......"
Ye Wang: "......"
Wu Lin: "Then is it too late for me to let you go?"
Ye Wang : "You tell me."
The commotion in the conference room was fleeting.
In just a minute, except for a few people who were so scared that they panicked and ran out of the conference room, most of them didn't leave, but just neatly flashed to the surrounding wall, freeing up all the field in the center for the Mighty Tiger to gallop.
The pouncing tiger, presumably tired after a minute's pounce, perched in a pile of eastward-facing stools, panting.
Ye Wang, with a touch of resignation between his eyebrows, obviously regretted that he had missed the opportunity to fight with his "animalized counterpart".
Wu Lin peeked a little guiltily, and suddenly came over to Ye Wang and nibbled on his ear, "He's not as imposing as you when he's animalized, and you're bigger and better looking than him."
"Don't give me any more sugar-coated soup." Ye Wang had a sober look of "I won't be defeated by sugar-coated bombs", but the smugness under his eyes betrayed the soul of the King of Beasts.
Scare tactics are only effective in the initial surprise attack, and when the moment passes, everyone understands what's going on. However, with the exception of a very small number of animalistic awakenings, most of the interviewees still regarded the tiger's relaxed behavior as "well-trained".
Of course, not all who remained in the room saw through the nature of the test.
For example, the skinny glasses brother who was still sitting three meters away from the Manticore with weak legs and continued to scream at this moment.
"Ah... ah... ah... ah... ah... ah... ah... ah... ah... -Ahhhhhhh..."
His vocals were on the verge of shouting out the drums.
A stocky man nearby couldn't stand to hear it and walked over and gave him a not-so-gentle kick, "Stop howling!"
The stocky man's wasn't light, and when it landed on the spectacled brother it rolled straight in place.
The howling is stopping.
The key is that all eyes are watching, he made it look like bullying, the scene is too bad, so he quickly slowed down his voice, looking for a remedy like, "You do not need to be afraid, this is the test, the interviewer must be watching it."
Glasses brother looks like a little white boy, but calm down fairly quickly, from the shock back to God, eyes turn, a little understanding, while chanting "test, test?" While timidly looking at the tiger.
The tiger is licking its paws, as if its mission has been accomplished, and is too lazy to care about its surroundings.
Glasses completely understand, a grip on the hands of the big man, even said "thank you, thank you", as if to help him survive the test is not "their legs weak", but the big man's kick.
The other party is willing to think so, the stocky man is happy to take credit, and immediately returned: "Nothing nothing, can meet here is fate, help each other should be."
"Eighty-one."
Qiao Yan, who was hiding somewhere, read aloud the remaining number of people and entered the conference room again.
The tiger got up and returned to him gracefully.
Qiao Yan stroked the tiger's head in praise.
The tiger ducked his head, showed his teeth at him, and then walked away with his tail wagging and his head held high.
Qiao Yan was not amused.
His gold-rimmed glasses had been removed and his demeanor was still light, but the cynicism in his eyes, no longer hidden, brought a very different level of danger than before.
"Ran off with sixteen. With a play this poorly executed, I didn't think more than a single digit number of people would fall for it."
Even knowing that this was a special interview, the feeling of anger at being played for a fool was hard to dispel.
But no one wants to take the risk of calling the interviewer's bluff at this point.
Except for students like Wang.
"Ch," he snorted disdainfully, speaking nonchalantly, "you ......"
"I'm here to say sorry in advance." Qiao Yan's apologies came faster, though they didn't seem too sincere either.
northeast Tiger students: "......"
Wu Lin shook his hand comfortingly, "Next time, the next chance to do battle will definitely be yours."
"Normally speaking, the interview process should be one-on-one, then I ask questions and you answer them, so as to test your organizational skills, adaptability, self-expression and so on." Qiao Yan obviously knows what everyone is thinking, "But unfortunately, what we want cannot be assessed by simple questions and answers."
Converting his smile, his sight coldly swept over everyone in the conference room, "You are going into the Wild Awakening Classified Risk Prevention and Control Administration, where you never know what will happen, what you will face, and what you will solve next. If you don't have the awareness of being in danger at any time, I advise you to give up now."
His words reminded the interviewees of the job posting notes, the first of which was "This position involves a lot of travel, work intensity, and a high risk factor".
Risk factor.
Higher.
Crowd of Interviewees: "......"
Those words should just be bolded and red in the hiring notes.
"Alright," Qiao Yan raises his hand to glance at the time, "since there are no quitters, let's hurry up and move on to the second round of examination."
"Round two?" A girl couldn't help but voice out. With her sister's head, big eyes, and small, cute figure, she was going to be drowned out in a group of people if she didn't pay attention.
Qiao Yan searched for the right person for half a day, and immediately furrowed his brows, as if he was very confused that such a weak person could also pass the first round.
"Second round, problem?" The contempt in his gaze was blunt.
The girl was stung by Qiao Yan's attitude and hung her head to stop talking.
There were whispers from behind the crowd.
"Starting now?"
"Shouldn't we be given some time to rest and prepare ......"
"Should." Qiao Yan nods and picks up the slack, "One hour warm up time, one hour after that, training ground fitness test."
Published at: 07/08/2024 05:00